jesuskirkandvinny:

Kirk’s TJ Hooker Audition Tape.

About a month ago, Kirk told us he wanted to send a “blind” audition tape to the producers of the movie TJ Hooker.  He was still pissed he was squeezed out of the whole Twilight series and felt that if he had auditioned…he “would have beaten out Kristen Stewart for sure.”  Apparently, he played a vampire-like creature once and “nailed it”.  O-kay.  For those of you who can’t remember or just aren’t fans of crap TV, TJ Hooker was a cop show in the 80’s starring none other than William Shatner (and his awesome hairpiece).  And basically, every episode Hooker ended up on the hood of a car.

Jesus and I said we’d help and we immediately went about trying to give the tape some pizazz.  Let’s face it, Kirk ain’t exactly the greatest actor on the planet, so we knew we needed to pull focus away from him.  Just how do you DE-emphasize the very thing you are trying to show off?  Well, that was a problem.

That’s when Jesus came up with the idea of Sabotage.

On Friday, the producers sent back the tape with a note basically saying thanks but no thanks.  It was addressed to Kirk CAMERON!  Neither Jesus nor myself have the heart to tell him.